saint paddy's day...

just in time for st. patricks day!!!

irish fables abound this time of year - lots of good stories, jokes, etc., all excellent generic portrayals of our favorite micks - and these always "politically incorrect" stereotypes consistently revolve around the local pub - but the following is the best one yet - a little edgy, and too good not to post!!! - so here we go!!!

Sean O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me randy wife!" That won him the top prize at the local pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night. "She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" Sean said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, Sean!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of Sean's drinking buddies on the streetcorner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Sean won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.

"She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

so, gather up your friends, especially the bushmills and the jamesons, have a few toddys, some irish stew and corned beef and cabbage, sing danny boy, the unicorn, and be particularly careful not to step on any leprechauns!!! (unless they are the notre dame kind - then feel free to stomp the living shit out of them!!!))