ambush...

the ultimate ambush...
K, so I just discovered blogging, right??? and then I get this email from my long-lost new york daughter...about her new blog site!!!
how did this happen??? how did my thirty-something daughter and I find such a common link...on the INTERNET!!! (well, maybe I'm being a little harsh here...at least we're not sharing porn sites...right???)
I've spent many years educating her on her inevitable polish roots, and now here we are, full circle, in polish land, blogging right along together...holy toledo!!!...is this the new bonding for the millenium???
are thirty-somethings allowed their opinions on the world wide web??? shouldn't they get a license or something and agree to adult supervision??? is it good for their tender egos to be pontificating all day??? isn't the keyboard hard on their delicate little fingers???
daughter...are you reading this???
get a new hobby!!! bearing children is nice for your people...after all, your older brother has been carrying the grandkid production load all these years...
how about starbucks in the village, bagels at murray's on 6th, chocolates at marcolinis, some japanese-brazilian fare at vela on 21st, walking the dogs in washington square park, good morning america, oprah, maxing out your credit cards at prada, banana republic, gap, old navy, circuit city and petsRus, dwarf-tossing, book publishing, ethnic food prep, yoga???
what do other thirty-somethings do???

I really don't want my sentences to read "yah...the other day my daughter and I were blogging...and she ticked me off so we blog-fought...but then we kissed and blogged up."

authors note: if you have discovered just a touch of plagarism here, think parody, and keep a lid on it...